Ladies Handbags New Website Launch
Online, April 10, 2011 (Newswire.com) - Ladies Fashion Handbags, a retail division of LMPearl Enterprises based out of Heathfield in sleepy Sussex, UK, has announced that they are launching a new website that will feature a wide range of new and exciting fashion designer handbags. The new website can be found at www.ladiesfashionhandbags.co.uk . Heathfield is such a quiet, sleepy place that it is locally named as either 'Slothfield' or 'Narcolepsy Town' as very little happens, with the exception of surprisingly consistent power cuts. Despite the onset of the 21st century with its new thangled technology and stuff, Heathfield can still manage only 8 hours per day of electricity and lighting on average according to local estimates. In winter months locals simply get used to dressing and washing in complete blackness as they did in the Dark Ages and much like do in most third countries such as Somalia, Afghanistan and France.
"The goal of this website is to give interested customers the convenience to be able to buy the latest brands at the highest prices, not available on the high street," said Lee Martin Pearl, founder.
He also wanted to point out that his company is in no way prejudiced against Gremlins and Leprechauns. To place this disclaimer into context he refers readers to the following ad placed in a local shop for some IT design work.
'Ladies Fashion Handbags is in need of an IT smurf to sprinkle some elf like pixie dust on our website banner. At the moment it is a bit tired and outdated like a wham LP, need it revamped up to at least a Bros LP sorta level if you follow me. Bros 1988, not 1989 when they went a bit mad on fame.
More than happy to pay at least £2.50 a day. Should only take an hour or two.
Basically want the flash banner to have a couple of sinister looking handbags to be having a dispute of some sort like in West Side Story, then all of a sudden, a Fonzie cool looking handbag comes along and squashes the beef and the business name magically appears outta nowhere. Simples.
No gremlins, leprechauns or agencies need apply.'
It is the bottom line which seemed to caused a flood of complaints from disgruntled socio-economically deprived people.
The following update did little to appease the situation.
'P.S Just a quick update to this listing. Getting a bit sick and tired of being swamped with emails from Gremlins and Leprechauns. Please stop emailing me. Also, I would like to add that in no way am I being racist or bigoted, I have just been burnt in the past and am being overly cautious.'
It was also pointed out that Ladies Fashion Handbags can be shipped for free, which can be another reason for shopping online for your Fashion Handbags.
For more details on Ladies Fashion Handbags visit www.ladiesfashionhandbags.co.uk
Find more articles written by Joyce Baggy Pearl howl at the moon whilst clinging onto a dreamcatcher. By the way, they dont work. Got loads on the walls and still have many a night waking up drenched in urine, trembling and shaking and screaming , 'die, die, die, scary clown man.' Always seem to dream of Richard Nixon in a clown mask offering me sweets. Sometimes it be Russell Brand or Tony Blair. Anyhoo, we sell dreamcatchers on www.pearlonlinegiftshop.co.uk