Los Angeles, CA, May 13, 2015 (Newswire.com) - DissGifts.com announced the launch of The Original Lying Sack of Sh*t package (TOLSOS) with custom “Diss Leaving Card,” destined to become a classic gag gift. A funny and creative way to let people who screwed you over know you are onto their BS, while delivering the ultimate, "F-U”!
TOLSOS is a great way to sever ties from toxic morons who lie, cheat and steal. A trusted partner or lover who has been having an affair. The horrible boss who repeatedly humiliates his employees. TOLSOS is a perfect way to let people know that they’ve been dissed, by presenting them with The Original Lying Sack of Sh*t gag gift, complete with "The Diss-Leaving-Card", a unique, scathing greeting card.
The Original Lying Sack of Sh*t gag gift is now available through DissGifts.com. The organic fiber “sack” is filled with non-toxic “poop like” biodegradable, and recyclable, materials. Each TOLSOS comes wrapped in blood red tissue paper sealed with a metallic heart sticker and is accompanied by a scathing, four color "Diss Leaving Card" in a blazing red envelope. DissGifts are shipped in a 100% recyclable small box and can be shipped easily with your name or anonymously from DissGifts.com.
Bert Nunn created The Original Lying Sack of Sh*t gag gift, after losing his job of over 10 years. Overnight Bert learned the SEC, FBI and the US Attorney General were abruptly investigating the CEOs of the company, for a variety of "ponzi-scheme" type offenses…“American Greed” here they come! This was a massive blow to Bert's financial future. Mr. Nunn was bombarded with contacts from every Federal agency acronym you can imagine, and instantaneously, JOBLESS. Bert was pissed off and wanted to send these untrustworthy clowns something to convey his frustrations while relieving himself from the angst he felt. He didn't want to spend money on Attorneys chasing these schmucks, he wanted to send them an affordable, legal, "F-U" sentiment, but couldn't find an appropriate item to express his disgust.
So Bert created DissGifts.com. A clever way to deliver stealthily, scathing, yet funny, gag gifts for those good people who have been taken advantage of by brazen jerks. “We’ve worked very hard perfecting our first DissGift.com product, The Original Lying Sack of Sh*t”. Bert teamed up with award winning stand-up comic, and longtime friend Jeff Capri, to help create DissGifts.com products and the Diss-messaging. “We’re excited to be working with Jeff, and his team of professional comedians, to create high quality products”, said creator Bert Nunn.
DissGifts.com is the “Anti-Hallmark-American-Greeting-Card” company. Now we all have the opportunity to playfully and assertively knock these deceitful characters (including politicians) down a few pegs, while officially letting them know that we are aware of their misdeeds, unscrupulous, and abhorrent behavior.
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