The Metro Joins The Hunt For Santa With Ted Burns

Online, December 24, 2011 (Newswire.com) - My name is Ted Burns, the host of Third Degree. I've been voted the UK's best investigative journalist for five years in a row. By me. And I'm looking for Father Christmas, who is now known to exactly 213% of people across Middle England as the Yuletide Yobbo. Or the Advent Anarchist. Or the December Deviant. Whatever.

All you need to know is this: it's not good whichever way you look at it. And if you try not to look at it, that's even worse. This is a man who will happily see his reindeer get mange, run up huge unpaid parking fines and deploy elves as substitute cricket bats. You don't want your eyes closed when he's around.

But we've got a powerful new ally on our side: the Metro, that venerable British newspaper. You've probably seen it on the Tube a couple of times. Maybe in the occasional blue-and-white metallic container at appropriate underground and mainline stations. Perhaps at the occasional high-profile event in glamorous old London town. It's got an interweb site and everything.

And by visiting that self-same onlininet portal via the link below, you can find out how the Metro is bringing our campaign to stop Santa, the Sage & Onion Sociopath, to the attention of the Great British public:

http://www.metro.co.uk/film/885677-santa-hunt-day-viral-spoof-series-shows-santa-as-a-fugitive-on-the-run

We've only got three days to go before Jingle Bell Judgement Day, so join our campaign and send in your tips/sightings via any or all of the social notwerking tools below. Or try an old-fashioned email. Even I know what that is. I think. It's the one with the stamps, right?

http://youtube.com/tedburnsofficial

http://www.facebook.com/#!/tedburnsofficial

http://www.twitter.com/ted_burns

tedburnsthirddegree@yahoo.co.uk

Now go spread the word: Santa's a sinner, and he's got to go before December 25th. Or else.

Ted Burns
Third Degree

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